
Arkham Asylum Logo Lanyard with Rubber ID Holder
$10.99
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Description
Here's your keycard to the asylum's sub-basement. The Joker gets three squares a day and electric shock treatments every seventy-two hours. Well you ignored your friends your spouse and your children -- you accepted the job at Arkham Asylum. After six weeks of intense training -- and after learning how NOT to feed Killer Croc -- you spent your first day transporting Joker from his titanium cell to a caged delousing station. Everything seemed to be going well until you started laughing and coughing...and hemorrhaging. Thankfully the nurse saw your ID dangling from the Arkham Asylum Logo Lanyard with Rubber ID Holder realized you weren't a disguised inmate and applied life-saving CPR. This Arkham Asylum lanyard is the perfect self-identifying ID holder that might actually be useful in any number of riots occurring during a full moon. Let's break it down: A long adjustable band measuring roughly 20' from top to metal clip. Said band features official ARKHAM ASYLUM logos. It also says 'inmate ' but that kills my story so let's ignore it. A metal push-button clip for easy clipping! A clear plastic sleeve bordered by a rubbery frame sporting the Arkham Asylum logo.
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
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Returns
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Damaged or defective
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