Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle
$18.99
In stock
Description
If you're an out-of-shape caped crusader struggling to defend against weaponized mostly mechanical sharks then I highly recommend our Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle and the * repellent contained therein! (*There is absolutely no repellent contained therein. This is mostly for water and maybe cold milk). Measuring 10' high this aluminum EXCLUSIVE Batman-themed sport bottle is finished in a rich reflective black adorned with the words 'SHARK REPELLENT.' Because it's obviously for Wayne Industries' completely fictitious formula for repelling high-flying sea-pests! Wait there's more... Spinning the sport bottle ever so slightly we notice more of the following red bold text: 'OCEANIC REPELLENT- BAT-SPRAYS.' And underneath a very important disclaimer: ' This can is 100% effective 0% of the time.' With metal screw-on cap and dangling metal clip this parody water bottle pays a heart-warming homage to the glorious ridiculousness of TV Batman circa 1966.
- Brand
- Batman
- Color
- Black
- For
- Unisex
- Category
- Water Bottles
- SKU
- bottbatbsrep26oz
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
Orders ship within 24-48 hours. Orders of $100 or more ship free; orders under $100 ship for a flat $10. We currently ship to addresses in the United States.
Returns
Not the right fit? You have 30 days from the ship date in your shipping email to send an item back for a refund or store credit. If something isn't right with your order or you just aren't happy with it, write to us at contact@comic-shirts.com and we'll help. Return shipping is paid by the customer.
Damaged or defective
Received something damaged or defective? We'll make it right with a replacement or a refund, as long as the item comes back to us in its original packaging and condition. And if the problem was our mistake, we'll cover the cost of sending it back.
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle is 100% officially licensed merchandise from Batman.
Orders of the Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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Email us anytime at contact@comic-shirts.com with any question about the Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle.