Captain America Bobblehead Head Knocker
$17.99
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Description
Steve Rogers a total reject in the army skinnier than Pee Wee Herman volunteered for a secret project to get a bunch of steroids pumped into him to turn him into a super soldier. But they didnt call it steroids back then. No they called it something like the Secret Serum or something thatll get past the FCC and 60 Minutes at the same time. So Steve takes the drug some nazi kills the head scientist who of course didnt keep any friggin notes so the formula is lost forever and the military uses Rogers as a poster boy for freedom blah blah blah giving the U.S. permission to trounce anybody who says F U to ol Uncle Sam. (Read Confessions of an Economic Hit Man!). Eventually Steve gets fed up with the government and bails for a while but he keeps coming back until Marvel and the government team up to off good ol Steve. Just goes to show you if you piss off the wrong people youre gonna get killed. For a brief synopsis of this theme read the Bible preferably Old Testament. God bless Steve Rogers the real Captain America. Stupid Marvel! Get all of the Marvel bobbleheads including the X-Men.
- Brand
- Captain America
- For
- Unisex
- Category
- Bobble Heads
- SKU
- bobblecaptam
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
Orders ship within 24-48 hours. Orders of $100 or more ship free; orders under $100 ship for a flat $10. We currently ship to addresses in the United States.
Returns
Not the right fit? You have 30 days from the ship date in your shipping email to send an item back for a refund or store credit. If something isn't right with your order or you just aren't happy with it, write to us at contact@comic-shirts.com and we'll help. Return shipping is paid by the customer.
Damaged or defective
Received something damaged or defective? We'll make it right with a replacement or a refund, as long as the item comes back to us in its original packaging and condition. And if the problem was our mistake, we'll cover the cost of sending it back.
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Captain America Bobblehead Head Knocker is 100% officially licensed merchandise from Captain America.
Orders of the Captain America Bobblehead Head Knocker usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Captain America Bobblehead Head Knocker totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Captain America Bobblehead Head Knocker is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Captain America Bobblehead Head Knocker, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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