Colossus Bobble Head Head Knocker
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Description
The X-Men Colossus Head Knocker. Piotr Rasputin was born on the Soviet collective farm called the Ust-Ordynski Collective near Lake Baikal in Siberia where you're called a real man if you don't freeze your gnads off by the time your 16! His superpowers emerged in adolescence at around this very time that Piotr managed to save his gnads from freezing and falling off. At first Rasputin was content simply to use his powers of turning his body into organic steel to aid the other people of the Collective. However Rasputin was contacted by Professor Charles Xavier founder of the X-Men when Xavier was organizing a new team of mutant X-Men to help him rescue the original X-Men from the sentient island Krakoa. Rasputin agreed to leave the farm community to go to the United States where there is color tv and pole dancing with Xavier. After getting past home land security and a series of cavity checks at the airport Xavier gave Rasputin the code name 'Colossus' and indoctrinated Piotr into the X-Men Where they soon fought against the island Krakoa. After the battle was won and after another rigorous cavity check at the airport by new federal employees Rasputin remained in the United States with the new X-Men and the Sr-71 Blackhawk Jet and the wide screen tv surrounded by young minxy mutant babes who could phase through walls while the rest of his family stayed on the farm and worked their asses off for 3 potatoes a year and a handful of Top Ramen. Get all four of the X-Men bobbleheads.
- Brand
- X-Men
- For
- Unisex
- Category
- Bobble Heads
- SKU
- bobblecoloss
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
Orders ship within 24-48 hours. Orders of $100 or more ship free; orders under $100 ship for a flat $10. We currently ship to addresses in the United States.
Returns
Not the right fit? You have 30 days from the ship date in your shipping email to send an item back for a refund or store credit. If something isn't right with your order or you just aren't happy with it, write to us at contact@comic-shirts.com and we'll help. Return shipping is paid by the customer.
Damaged or defective
Received something damaged or defective? We'll make it right with a replacement or a refund, as long as the item comes back to us in its original packaging and condition. And if the problem was our mistake, we'll cover the cost of sending it back.
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Colossus Bobble Head Head Knocker is 100% officially licensed merchandise from X-Men.
Orders of the Colossus Bobble Head Head Knocker usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Colossus Bobble Head Head Knocker totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Colossus Bobble Head Head Knocker is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Colossus Bobble Head Head Knocker, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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