Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt
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Description
Cue Deadpool's inner monologue: 'It was a dark and stormy night (cue sax). The rain was like chipped steak being hurled against the window by zombie newspaper delivery boys demanding their $2.00. Oh and brains. And then she walked in a glitzed-up china doll looking like a fancy magazine filly. I was hooked. Whatever she wanted whatever she needed I was going to help her. Unfortunately for me -- having just been pistol-whipped in the heart-sack -- I no longer possessed the power to help myself.' If Deadpool found himself in the middle of a crime-noir thriller he might offer a bit of the aforementioned narration. He might also look very much like the image on our Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt. Made from 100% cotton this black Deadpool t-shirt for men features a stark image of Deadpool drenched in shadow lit by ominous streetlights venting through the cold grill of flat steel shades. Dressed in a milk-white suit Deadpool carries his handy bag filled with the necessary tools for effective assassin....er detective work. Will he crack the case and save the girl Meh. He'll probably just kill everyone so he can return to perfecting that inner monologue.
- Brand
- Deadpool
- Color
- Black
- For
- Men's
- Category
- Men's T-Shirts
- SKU
- tsdpdeadnoir
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt is 100% officially licensed merchandise from Deadpool.
The Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt comes in sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL. All sizes are currently sold out.
Orders of the Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Deadpool Dead Noir Men's T-Shirt, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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