Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt
$11.99
In stock
Description
Lettuce is NOT the taste of sadness! Lettuce true believers is the taste of health! But if we're being honest then yes lettuce -- and any other leafy green vegetable sprouting from the ground and reeking of wet soil -- is seriously lacking in the taste department. In fact there's zero taste -- only a crisp alien texture that can't POSSIBLY relate to anything healthy. But it does so we suffer through its tastelessness one excruciating nibble at a time. Peter Parker acknowledges the struggle so he regularly wears his Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt. In fact he was wearing it when that giant floating ring appeared above New York. Yep he was on a field trip when his 'Spider-Sense' kicked in. He noticed the ring demanded a distraction and slipped out the window. Yep it was a little odd to see Spider-Man swinging around with a 'Lettuce the Taste of Sadness' t-shirt for men. I mean superheroes usually promote good health. It's a prerequisite to joining The Avengers.
- Brand
- Spider-man
- Color
- Blue
- For
- Men's
- Category
- Men's T-Shirts
- SKU
- tsspdrmlttos
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
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Returns
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Damaged or defective
Received something damaged or defective? We'll make it right with a replacement or a refund, as long as the item comes back to us in its original packaging and condition. And if the problem was our mistake, we'll cover the cost of sending it back.
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt is 100% officially licensed merchandise from Spider-man.
The Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt comes in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Sizes that are currently sold out are marked on this page.
Orders of the Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Men's T-Shirt, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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