Spiderman Attack Claws Action Figure
$11.99
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Description
6' tall!! Well if you have no friggen idea as to what's up with Spidey's new suit you can go to Wikipedia and read up on it. Basically: Some Heroes killed some folk Government got concerned said heroes are potentially dangerous 'Let's register them so we kin track em' Tony Stark says 'Hurray!' Captain America says 'Booo!' Spiderman says 'what do I do Aunt May' MJ says 'oooooh I want to live in Tony Stark's big powerful viril building with a butler... not that Tony's a Billionaire Hunk... oh did I capitalize Billionaire and Hunk Sorry Peter.' Tony says 'trust me Peter... now take it off...' Peter says '... you want me to take it... gulp... off Tony' Tony says '.... mmmm hmmmm...' So Peter gets a new suit the one on this page with cool claws that respond to his thoughts. and he eventually takes it off in front of the cameras... meaning he unmasks (you naughty person you) Everyone goes 'Gasp' 'Gasp' 'Holy Crud Spiderman is Peter' Everyone wants to kill Spidey while... ... While all the heroes are battling each other because Marvel is too numb to think of doing anything else with them. [Stoned Marvel writers] '.... cough cough cough.... dude.. why don't we do something orignial... like have the heroes fight each other and' [other writer] 'No we did that before with Avengers vs JLA' 'No dude.. cough cough more like the heroes really get pissed and fight cause someone is pulling their strings and' 'We already did that with the Amalgam thing and the kid with the cardboard box remember' 'Dude no I mean... they like fight but each other!' 'You mean we take a billionaire with a multibillion dollar Ironman outfit that can fly go into space under water and can shoot incredibly powerful concussion cannon blasts that can take out F-15 Fighters from 5 miles away ... and have him fist fight Captain America' 'Eggggxactly! Let's do it!... Dude where's my lighter' They fight and Aunt May gets shot. Not the end.
- Brand
- Spider-man
- For
- Unisex
- Category
- Toys, Games & Collectibles
- SKU
- actfigspidattclws
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
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Returns
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Damaged or defective
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Spiderman Attack Claws Action Figure is 100% officially licensed merchandise from Spider-man.
Orders of the Spiderman Attack Claws Action Figure usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Spiderman Attack Claws Action Figure totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Spiderman Attack Claws Action Figure is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Spiderman Attack Claws Action Figure, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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