Storm Bobble Head Head Knocker
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Description
Ororo Monroe is the descendant of an ancient line of African priestesseses all of whom have white hair blue eyes wear scantially clad leather and cape with stilleto high heels and also have the potential to wield magic that controls the weather. Ororo's mother N'dare was an African princess who married American Time magazine photojournalist David Monroe and moved with him to Manhattan where they practiced making babies until they got it right and Ororo was eventually born. When Ororo was six months old she and her parents moved to Cairo Egypt in order to have a more complex backstory for the X-Men. Five years later after tons of practicing making more babies and during the Arab-Israeli conflict a plane crashed into their home just like in The World According To Garp with Robin Williams except that Ororo's parents were killed. However Ororo survived but she was buried under rubble near her mother's body. The resultant trauma left Ororo with severe claustrophobia that still affects her today. Somewhere along the lines she developed her powers and a really cool sexy outfit. She is still in the litigation case against Time Warner AOL magazine and vows to extract the $12 million owed to her under threat of a huge friggin biblical style rain storm that will ruin the company. Ororo goes by Storm and is one of the leaders of the X-Men. Apparantly her back story was rewritten to include her love affair with the Black Panther. Chuaaa... what stereotypical subtle racism. Just because Storm and Black Panther are both black they have to have a thing for each other as if no other guy would be attracted to Ororo. I tell you what... if I was a mutie in school of X... I'd be ALL over that gorgious hotty babe. Come on Marvel let's see some Captain Kirk Lt. Ohura action here!! Just because she's black doesn't mean that she's only going to play footsie with other black dudes. Sure the rumors are true about them but come on!! It's the 21st friggin century where we have a lesbian Batwoman (and boy is she hot) and a gay cowboy (check out Rawhide Kid which was funny as hell well written too) but Oh OH no you can't have a black woman and white guy gettin' it on. Jesus DC can have a horn dog Flash making the moves relentlessy on Wonder Woman (who wouldn't) but god forbid if Angel or Logan or god forbid Magneto bats an eye at Ororo. Sheesh... (god we're going to get oh so sued by some uber-liberal rainbow groups with too much time on their hands one of these days.) Get all four of the X-Men bobbleheads.
- Brand
- X-Men
- For
- Unisex
- Category
- Bobble Heads
- SKU
- bobblestorm
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
- Ships in 24-48 hours · free shipping on orders of $100+
- 30-day return guarantee
Shipping
Orders ship within 24-48 hours. Orders of $100 or more ship free; orders under $100 ship for a flat $10. We currently ship to addresses in the United States.
Returns
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Damaged or defective
Received something damaged or defective? We'll make it right with a replacement or a refund, as long as the item comes back to us in its original packaging and condition. And if the problem was our mistake, we'll cover the cost of sending it back.
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. The Storm Bobble Head Head Knocker is 100% officially licensed merchandise from X-Men.
Orders of the Storm Bobble Head Head Knocker usually ship within 24-48 hours.
Yes. Orders of the Storm Bobble Head Head Knocker totaling $100 or more ship free. Orders under $100 ship for a flat $10.
The Storm Bobble Head Head Knocker is backed by our 30-day return guarantee. Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless the return is due to our error or a damaged or defective item. If you have a question about returning the Storm Bobble Head Head Knocker, email contact@comic-shirts.com.
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